Dumb MLP OCs - Post #3

It was going to happen sometime. CS is littered with terrible MLP OCs made by underage children. It's an epidemic. No, wait, it's a plague. Don't believe me? Let's see.....

I had Tiggy bookmark this one a month or two ago because it was so terrible. But because I'm not a bully, blacked out the name.


Wait-- you can't write worth your life but now you're writing here? Well I guess that's true because you spelled 'my' like 'mah' and making like 'makin' . Aside from that.... what kind of talents are being blind and eating sour fruits? Well maybe the strange description is made up for by the drawing itself.

Nope! I didn't even add in that random spot of red. And that a lemon on her flank? I wouldn't have known. Next!

This pony was requested by somebody who wanted a pony in memory of Paul Walker. Apparently, Paul Walker was a famous actor that recently died in a car crash. The ironic thing here is that on her flank there's a car, which means this pony's talent is being killed in car crashes. Not to mention that Paul Walker was a middle aged man who did not have multicolored hair.

If it couldn't get any worse, we have this description. Notice that the owner wrote of the second pony adoptable wrote this.

Hold the stinking phone! You're going to give "bonus points" to people who make this pony adoptable gay ? Ponies and animals don't even care about sexuality; half of them mate for life. I'm sure if you showed these to a real pony you'd get a hoof to the face.

That's it.... for now. But I assure you there are still more terrible pony OCs out there. Thanks for reading!

Illogical Fears - Post #2

We all have our fears; some have phobias, but when you see fears and phobias like these, you'll wonder how these are physically possible and how they can live.

Does that mean your scared of fat people too? If you just focus on a person's stomach, then why aren't fat men scary? What's so scary about a fat gut anyway? It's not like these women are going to body-slam you! 

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I can understand if you're nervous talking to people in general but this is just ridiculous! Also, if you're too scared to talk to someone you don't know on the phone, why don't you have this fear when posting a disorder on the internet? That 40 year old man can stalk you without you ever knowing.

How? You should be more worried about the reason you blushed in the first place. 

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It doesn't even sound like you're afraid of them, only hate them and that's not a phobia!

About the spider, I did some research and I found out that they had one of the symptoms of the potential fatal hemotoxin (which are toxins that kill red blood cells if you want to know)  from the venomous, Brown Recluse spider.  From the information I could find, it seems like it was a small bite. Either way, that's a very dangerous spider and you should use common sense and not hit or get near anything toxic, venomous or poisonous.  By the way, if you already knew you could die from getting bit,  then why did you get near it?!

I might post more about this, I saw some perfect ones but I didn't want the post to be too big.
Either way,  there's lots more if you want to see, here's the link to the thread:

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=461625

So Sad, Much Stupid CS Threads - Post #1

Sick? Tired? Bored? Well then check out these pathetic and worthless threads on CS that I have complied. 

Crushes, Boyfriends and Girlfriends|V4 - Get love advice from random people who may or may not be under aged! :D

How Tall are You? - Here you can complain about being short, tall, or neither (BTW 5'4 isn't short people!)

That Awkward Moment When! (V2.) - More like 'let's see how many situations we can repeat until this thread gets closed!'

What Color is YOUR Hair? - A thread to talk about what color the dead skin cells on your head are. 

Satanist on CS- A thread where they probably just talk about summoning demons or sacrificing puppies or something terrible.

Song Lyrics :D- A thread to pointlessly write down song lyrics with pretty colors and fonts. 

Earth Getting a Bit Crowded?- Yes, if you think it couldn't get anymore pathetic, we have a thread where people complain and discuss about the fact that our planet earth is too full and that we should stop people from having kids.  

I am Mentally Married To..... - Where 15 year old fangirls obsess over that guy who plays Doctor Who or Sherlock or something dumb. 

{{. Periods| Girl Talk .}}  Version 2!- Instead of simply going to your parents and talking about the reason your body is leaking blood.... we have to make a whole thread about it. Yep. 

|Hair|- Once again another thread about your hair because we all care about it so much. 

Paranormal Experiences- You saw your pencil roll off the side of your table and you weren't touching it?? Most have been a ghost! 

So I'm sure you've had enough stupidness for one day. You can thank me for your brain damage later. Thanks for reading!